Health: Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 04:23 - United States - Clarks Summit

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

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By Sally19863 - 30/08/2010 16:18 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 20:14 - Switzerland

Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML

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By Why - 18/12/2018 05:00

Today, I finally went to have blood taken for an allergy test I really need. Afterwards, I had an allergic reaction to the bandaid they used on my arm. FML

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By curiousminx - 06/12/2016 02:32 - Australia - Morningside

Today, is my first day as a student nurse. It was also the first day I learnt I was allergic to latex gloves. FML

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By ava_henryy - 30/04/2013 08:04 - United States - Moses Lake

Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By leaftheerickson - 21/10/2012 10:31 - United States - Bohemia

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 18:42 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML

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No fun

By Ed. - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom - Stoke Newington

Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML

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By KMack - 29/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML

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Monday 15 July 2013 12:20

Thank god u didn't find out u were allergic to latex during a prostate exam.

Martinez0285 28

Monday 15 July 2013 12:18

I'm sure you were itching to know what the hell was goin on

Comments

Zimmington 21

Monday 15 July 2013 13:08

Look on the bright side. If you're a guy you can tell women you can't wear a condom because you're allergic. :)

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 15 July 2013 13:31

They make latex-free condoms for just such cases...

Zimmington 21

Monday 15 July 2013 13:32

I said look on the bright side. There are no STD's or unwanted pregnancies on the bright side.

Zimmington 21

Monday 15 July 2013 13:39

27- I know that. But that doesn't mean everyone does.

awkward611 26

Monday 15 July 2013 13:10

well don't you sound like a bucket of fun...

worldclassrager 39

Monday 15 July 2013 13:12

How does one deserve to be allergic... I would think in those test they wouldn't use latex due to that reason...guess I am wrong...

Shilokitten666 19

Monday 15 July 2013 20:22

Its standard to use latex unless otherwise stated in medical history (this point was made by another commenter)

pissed_off123 9

Monday 15 July 2013 13:12

That's grim! You're allergic to everything! Someone just just put you to sleep!

MetallicaFTW 16

Monday 15 July 2013 20:06

Someone should put you to sleep...

tishtashbat 16

Monday 15 July 2013 13:38

Allergies suck, but at least now you know what to avoid - and there are worse ways to find out you're allergic to latex!

Zimmington 21

Monday 15 July 2013 13:41

Yes! That stuff really helped my allergic reaction to the adhesive on black tape.

perdix 29

Monday 15 July 2013 14:17

So, what are the five things you can tolerate? Perhaps you should build a house made of pollen, shrimp, dust, cat dander and cheese. You'll be fine, just as long as you don't go outside.