Love: Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned...

By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By bad poet - 02/12/2013 01:57 - United States - Millerton

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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tingting1 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:10

aw that's sad... but you didn't at all realize it had any connection to you???

a1c1od21do 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:08

your girlfriend sounds like a bit*h

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RigChan 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 7:19

That was kind of dense of you though. :x

Chuck1229 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 6:51

Hmm, let me guess...it was something like 'Roses are red, Violets are blue. Hey Mr. Clueless, We're f***ing through!' YDI for being clueless.

annalysse 8

Monday 24 September 2012 7:26

hahaha i loled at this comment

nm22395 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:50

your a f*cking tool for not seeing that coming

some_girl9 8

Monday 11 January 2010 17:24

YDI. Tool.

ImDaBoss 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 18:50

haha 53 epic. Just epic.

Spider123456789 6

Saturday 11 June 2011 16:10

you didnt see that coming?

Clubkicker_fml 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:47

Oh come on! You had to see it coming.

ilovera 7

Sunday 3 February 2013 8:42

Look on the bright side, the bitch is getting a Gail for the assignment since she didnt turn it in

str1kepa1n 16

Thursday 5 September 2013 8:22

How did you not see that coming?

rastapasta 11

Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:04

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Delete my number. It's not me, it's you.

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