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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By jlover42 - 01/05/2009 21:07 - United States

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By peanutprobs - 31/10/2014 21:12 - Germany - Bochum

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 02:00 - United States - Bisbee

Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By Allergic - 24/01/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

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By MC - 14/05/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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justfienne 12

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:31

Omugoodness you guys, don't you see?! SOMEONE else who knows of the peanut allergy spread it on OP's inhaler, so that they either get sick from the peanut butter or suffocate from an asthma attack. That's so sad that someone's ACTUALLY trying to kill you, that's no joke man. Watch yer back!

thisismy83 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:09

sounds like you might need a bubble.

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simon_lala 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:03

Did you die?

merrielp 13

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:19

What is it with all the pansy allergies. I'm deathly allergic to some things. It sure doesn't prevent me from enjoying life. Damn

zfchatroulette 24

Wednesday 9 January 2013 3:46

#98, you really can't insult someone for what they're allergic to, it's not something anyone can help, do you think someone would just wake up one day and think "Hmm, I'd like to be so allergic to peanuts that I'd die if I ever ate them!" Seriously. #102, it just says "Today" it doesn't say "2 minutes ago" or "At this very moment" so it probably wasn't the first thing they did. Dumbass.