Intimacy: Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They...

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They kept commenting about how cold it was and asked the waitress to turn off the air conditioning. When I got home, I realized the embroidered daisies on my undershirt made it look like I have giant protruding nipples. FML

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By bennyp77 - 31/08/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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It's hot!

By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML

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Ouchies

By pierced. - 25/06/2014 04:29 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

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By gamerlaura - 21/07/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Blaenau-ffestiniog

Today, I went to the store to get groceries. After getting all the stuff I need, and was heading towards the checkout point, I heard a baby cry and instantly felt coldness on my shirt. Yes I was lactating, and yes it was noticeable. FML

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By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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**** up

By bun593 - 27/02/2010 01:52 - United States

Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML

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JolynnConley8 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:22

at least your faimly was nice enough to do that without embarrassing you

werzal 5

Monday 14 September 2009 12:29

Getting VERY sick of this FIRST Bull Sh*t! Who really gives a flying F*ck If your FIRST OR FIFTIETH!

Comments

vampire121 0

Monday 14 September 2009 13:27

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH XD it must've been indeed cold :))

aback 4

Monday 14 September 2009 13:37

Save the shirt for when you're looking to pick up men.

silvrdollr 0

Monday 14 September 2009 14:14

Twenty fourth! YEAH! kidding Don't women usually check out how their breasts are looking before going out? I'm surprised. Very funny post.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Monday 14 September 2009 17:42

You don't happen to be Reneé Zellweger? Lmfao I failed at spelling her name. But this reminded me of New In Town. xD

care2fmlL 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:59

haha i dont get it

paramore7890 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:00

holy shit! same here except it happened to my jeans and Ima guy.

doggie3 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 1:24

What does having daisies on your undershirt have to do with being at a resturant with your family and it being cold and them asking fir the staff to turn the A/C down?