By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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alien_bow 0

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

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imagineyesterday 0

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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Snerdatron 0

She hooked up with a straight girl? Wouldn't that make the girl also a lesbian?

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zombiesrule 0

sounds Like the song pink triangle by weezer

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hateevryone 14

whoa. lol she practically used you for a free dinner

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starrnao 15

Ha! Clearly you didn't take much time to get to know the girl you would end up marrying.

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HaloOfTheSun302 0

She sounds hot

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insanelyXnikki 18

In most cases, the only time you can properly say that you think you're going to end up marrying someone is if you're engaged.

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kimono_fml 17

You were thinking about marriage when you didn't even know her sexual preference? YDI

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Monkeygirl15 0

That's a little fast to be wanting to marry her considering you don't know anything about her.

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