Holidays: Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore...

By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 08:23

Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't come off. Guess who has to paint his living room again. FML

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By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2023 22:30

Today, my kids decided to draw on the walls with permanent marker, and now my house looks like a modern art exhibit. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 04:59 - Canada

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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By Leijabug - 21/04/2019 18:00

Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML

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Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

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Geyser Söze

By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 14:01

Today, I found out why my B&B host looked so pissed this morning. I remember having too much red wine and puking out the window last night. Turns out the lampshade underneath the window spread my puke all over the freshly painted wall. FML

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Stained

By One pissed girlie - 19/01/2025 22:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to a party wearing a cute new pale blue dress. As I was walking through the crowd, I felt something cold and wet on my back. Someone had spilled a drink on me, but instead of saying anything, whoever did it pretended nothing happened. I spent the rest of the night with a giant dark blue wet stain on my back. FML

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Friday 23 December 2016 21:27

I'm interested in seeing what his legs look like...

momac86 17

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:29

Uh no I think THEY need to be painting your walls

Comments

Jhk9000 23

Saturday 24 December 2016 0:45

Did you try to use a melamine sponge?

trucker2 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 1:31

Goo- gone works wonders- any hardware store carries it..

anaheimangels40 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 2:35

Try magic eraser

cootiequeen4444 11

Saturday 24 December 2016 2:47

How? I've never had new jeans do anything that severe? We're his/her pants actually just paint or something? (like in that add for showers were people were literally washing off their "clothes" )

mikbrooke 25

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:49

i have heard of colour of new clothes being able to transfer to other fabrics if they havent been washed pre-wearing, but thats about it. transferring to three walls seems a bit extreme.

thebeccabr 14

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:05

try a magic eraser

Miss_080 21

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:24

New but cheap pair of jeans.

momac86 17

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:29

Uh no I think THEY need to be painting your walls

DannyDizzle 8

Saturday 24 December 2016 14:03

That sucks! I suggest painting your walls a blue jean colour so at the next party when everyone's finished grinding against your walls you won't have to repaint them again.