Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML
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Sn0w_Bunni 0

ydi for having an alcoholic for a roomate an then expecting to have nice things!

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lovej4ever 0

you should have stopped your roommate before he walked out

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lovej4ever 0

you should have stopped your roommate before he walked out

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llAllStarll 0

kitchen thing isn't funny after the first time

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strandedinalimo 0

Sometimes you can't pick who live with. I was renting a room from someone once when he decided to rent out another one of his rooms to a drunk ***** who brought any guy up to her room while her 1 year old ran around breaking things and crying. Would I have chosen to live with her? Not in a million years.

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Jeff2017 0

thats not the whole story I know it

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laxkid19 0

fisheatsbear I like ur picture

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MetroidSlayer01 8

agreed with 27!!! This kitchen joke was: 1st time: Annoyingly dumb 2nd time: not remotly funny 3rd time: wants to kill person who posted it ... wait, it's always been all three of those! ugh!!

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tyheron 0

Stop writing and get back to the kitchen #50!

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MetroidSlayer01 8

^^^lmao! okay, THAT kitchen joke was funny as hell XD. @iPhone: stop autocorrecting "Hell" to "He'll" and "******" to "ducked". I wanna swear...dammit

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My2864 1

throw him out? like they need to do with this goddamn anti flood

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Sn0w_Bunni 0

ydi for having an alcoholic for a roomate an then expecting to have nice things!

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MyPupRox 2

OP said housemate, not roomate, it could be a family member

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noobgang7 5

I moderated this one

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nolimits 0

Who the **** cares? This is almost as bad as the "first!" nitwits..

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tjigga 0

ydi for having an alcoholic roommate

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Xpload 0

Remove his head with a heavy item? Simple as that

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Rawr_Imadinosawr 0

Get him kicked out for recklessly damaging property, and keep his part of the damage deposit to pay for a new carpet.

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ralphv16 1

Kick his @$$. If he's too drunk to realise what he did then he won't remember where the bruises are from

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Erindub 0

Its time to send your house mate packing. What a dickwad

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PsychoMerk 0

lol. the fatass came rolling in like Golem >:p

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ElMetalero 0

lmao that's funny shit.

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KaileeCat 0

There is not a s in realize therefore no s in realizing.

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LeverPuller 5

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Realise_or_realize_S_or_Z Wow, that wasn't hard. :|

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PsychoMerk 0

It is in the UK, dumbass. You just made yourself look ******* stupid -_-

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romesshh 12

I don't mean to scare you, but USA isn't the only country in the world.

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TandJHire 0

So I moderated this fml and it cracked me up yes FYL but it was halarious!

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jonnymohio 2

Find a new housemate. Unless he/she owns the house, you have the right to decide who lives with you.

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