Kids: Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to...

By Bitchjackedmyball - 12/09/2012 08:52 - United States - Kihei

Today, I had just bought a new $60 basketball and decided to go try it out. Five minutes into playing, the ball decided to roll into the hands of a little girl, who then said, "Mine". I thought it was cute, until she skipped over to her parent's car and they drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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Puck my life

By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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Running gag

By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By DetergentFrog6 - 07/04/2014 20:54 - United States - Rahway

Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

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Impressive

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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loserboii 11

Wednesday 12 September 2012 19:00

You just got mugged by a little girl. They grow up so fast!

Welshite 39

Wednesday 12 September 2012 19:01

Selfish little girl. Why didn't you run and take the ball away from her as soon as she grabbed it?

Comments

Tshegs19 1

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:35

Y U buy ball wif $60 !?

SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:51

Why the **** would you spend 60 dollars on a basketball?!

RoxannaBro1 0

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:32

Dumbass little child!

Metallica36176 16

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:34

How did the parents not notice that she acquired a brand new basketball? How could she even get in the car while holding, surely she would've drawn attention?

ObeyStudKing 4

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:42

Lol love the username. You just got punked by a Kid

sayhey22 19

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:15

A $60 BASKETBALL?? Was it made of gold or something!? Olympia Sports or Dick's Sporting Goods: perfectly awesome balls. $20

simonepedretti 7

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:18

that annoys the **** out of me. c'mon parents control your children...

88vivera 9

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:43

Find her and chase her down

THISxGUYx 3

Thursday 13 September 2012 1:48

**** that id have ran to the parents car and say ur daughter has my basjetball and unless u want to pay me back the $60 I just paid for it im gonna need it back now