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By haayloo - 19/10/2010 02:40 - Canada

Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML

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By calli - 25/12/2009 21:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML

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The Crying Game

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 12:00

Today, I noticed that my weekend hobby is crying. I live in a city where I don't have a single friend or relative. FML

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By noooooo - 22/01/2010 07:32 - Canada

Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 06:00

Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML

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By ShortTermMemoryFailure - 01/11/2018 08:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML

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unko_oa 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:00

Better that then a F. Still got the rest of your life.

Chrisskiies 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:04

aha. where do you suggest they keep gum then???

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3DLoli 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:01

Do you mean a flash drive? There are many things that are USB. External hard drives, mice, microphones, tablets, iPod/iPhone chargers, etc. I suggest you learn the difference. You sound pretty stupid.

EyeBTrollin 1

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:26

hey ******* retard, its a flash drive. the usb is the plug in and shit. lol

nault32 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:14

dumbass

ijenah 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:24

sucky op, check everywhere next time!!

ivajosh 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 19:38

Any information should be saved twice... one on the computer and one on a flash...

Random0Ryan 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 2:19

impersonate ur min, dad and call out sick for a week, then kidnap your friends and force them to do things with you or they ever pass whatever grade ur in.