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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By littleguy - 20/08/2009 15:55 - United States

Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

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You deserved it 19 256

Ostentatious

By dgordo3 - 09/02/2009 01:01 - United States

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 434

You deserved it 46 509

By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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You deserved it 5 426

Sweet sensation

By Katrina641 - 26/02/2010 04:20 - France

Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

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You deserved it 4 378

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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You deserved it 3 558

By Tommy - 06/03/2012 18:55 - United States

Today, I approached the girl I like, hoping to ask her out. Just as I strode up to her, she excused herself as quickly as she could. I then realized I'd forgotten to zip up my pants after going to the bathroom minutes before. FML

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You deserved it 23 367

By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

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You deserved it 45 265

By Disappointed - 10/09/2012 04:26 - United States - Angleton

Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML

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You deserved it 7 415

By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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You deserved it 10 988

mama2b3 20

Monday 1 March 2010 9:48

YDI for wearing spandex biking shorts.

Raiden353 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:43

did she like it?

Comments

I_am_that_guy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:55

wear compression shorts next time?

Fedor_is_KING 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:56

Like I said to the other boner guy, it's only a FML of you didn't use it as part of your pickup attempt.

OooNooo 0

Monday 1 March 2010 14:27

how would that go? hey nice to meet you I'm Brandon. and that's my dick. let's ****!?

Fedor_is_KING 0

Monday 1 March 2010 16:09

Something like that 56, gotta Hail Mary it when you in that situation.

anonacs 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:57

learn to control yourself loser.

L4Dgirl00 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:59

I'm so happy I'm not a guy

enphinitie 20

Monday 1 March 2010 10:16

control those raging hormones >:|

TheBreaKer_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:24

you're jealous of the girl, cuz no one would have a stiffy for you snick

Daerauko 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:35

this is a stupid post... there is nothing fml about it. oh no, you got an erection. it's not like your chances of dating the chick have really been hurt anymore than they have by whatever you've been doing up to this point.

amymarie13 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:39

I agree. unless your lance armstrong why the hell would you be wearing spandex. acceptable for us woman atrocious for men.

perdix 29

Monday 1 March 2010 11:02

Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag now! Nothing tells a girl the depths of a guy's romantic affection for her than a throbbing boner. You should have done what that little boy did a few weeks ago: Go up to her, point at your crotch and say "It's on!"