Great first impression
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And then she walked away without checking on you?
Oh hey that’s neat- every sentence in this FML is just a different way of saying “I’m 13.”
I was 13.. once.. I miss it 😢
First 10 minutes of all Bollywood movies ever! Except only brunette instead of blondes 🤔
In this scenario, you're not supposed to be the one getting poled!
I bet she ran away real fast from the scene.😂
The fact that you specify what kind of car you preformed this feat of ingenuity in says a lot about you as a person.
The fact that you don't know the difference between a bicycle and a car, and the fact that you can't spell "performed" in a world with spell-checkers, says rather a lot about yours.
Or even about you, for that matter. Remember the first rule of criticising spelling mistakes, folks.
Or even about you, for that matter. Remember the first rule of criticising spelling mistakes, folks.
Are you a Loony Tunes character, by any chance?
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Oh hey that’s neat- every sentence in this FML is just a different way of saying “I’m 13.”
I guess that’s one way to start a pub crawl.