Health: Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse... - FML

By monkeylover996 - 29/10/2012 01:53 - United States

Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2021 16:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By Karen - 23/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Solon

Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML

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By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By Mimi - 16/04/2013 01:35 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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boating_guy 33

Monday 29 October 2012 9:04

Well that's just rude and unprofessional...

RayearthNinja 10

Monday 29 October 2012 9:08

your pregnant, thats an excuse enough to eat candy.

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bwzwally8 15

Monday 29 October 2012 11:07

Say but your daddy liked it last night.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 29 October 2012 14:28

Only if you have the mental capacity of a preschooler.

LennyComa 39

Monday 29 October 2012 11:44

Just tell her straight up "Look here dumbass, I got a kid growing in me so shut the **** up and do your job."...then again being in a bad mood as I am today that may not be the best thing to actually say, but definately think it.

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 29 October 2012 14:29

Just like shopping while you're hungry is a bad idea, giving your opinion while in a bad mood is even more so.

crzysam96 7

Monday 29 October 2012 15:09

Woah that's harsh. It's obviously a joke. And she's pregnant so she is going to gain weight.

kCbaby0x 5

Monday 29 October 2012 11:51

Don't take it to heart because I would have laughed because its a JOKE because your obviously 7 months pregnant you have a big belly!

eccentrix 12

Monday 29 October 2012 12:31

It's better than the opposite happening.

mike3775 35

Monday 29 October 2012 12:40

I would have filed a complaint about her. That was uncalled for and unprofessional

raraisbang 12

Monday 29 October 2012 16:25

Sounds like it was a joke to me.

AholeCop 11

Monday 29 October 2012 12:50

She meant you're healthy. It's way better than woman who actively try to not gain weight during pregnancy. Treat yourself, mothers are a beautiful thing.

obviousboy 8

Monday 29 October 2012 13:05

Well… have you? :P

heartemopants 18

Monday 29 October 2012 13:20

She was joking that instead of being pregnant it's all Halloween candy. A funny joke.

limitedition 25

Monday 29 October 2012 14:07

Joking about a hormonal woman's weight ... Not smart no matter how she meant it. Don't worry OP women gain varying amount of weight with their pregnancies. It can be lost.

Chazzasaurus 5

Monday 29 October 2012 14:17

Shoulda said "yes, because I'm pregnant you idiot"

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 29 October 2012 18:39

Woah, you look a lot like my friend Alex...

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