By :/ - 20/02/2011 18:44 - Canada

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Haha. This sounds like something my husband and I would say to each other. All in good fun though, not trying to look 'cool' for anyone.

PurpleWaffles 2

This is why you don't "try to be cool", fuckhole.

OP, being a sexist pig doesn't make you cool. It also doesn't get you laid.

RavenNight 0

ur not only did u show ur friends tht ur an asshole, but tht ur a dumbass as well. great job idiot! :D

What does that even mean? And ydi for trying to be "cool"

Gabbymcbride 2

This Is What You Get When A Loser Tries To Be Cool. Don't Mess With Us Females. We'll Mess You Up.