Love: Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes...

By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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By great. - 02/01/2013 18:59

Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

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By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML

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Protection

By Anonymous - 03/07/2020 08:01

Today, I went on my first date in a year or so. It was going great, but after we left the restaurant, we went back to her place, where I was quickly chased out of the house by her two daughters, and her grandfather with a shotgun. FML

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By oops - 30/07/2012 00:25 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML

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By Whyme - 30/06/2022 06:00

Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML

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By kill the audience - 10/11/2016 17:51 - United States - Lewes

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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chris_42 11

Friday 6 September 2013 12:06

Obviously your boyfriend never actually existed and the security guard made you leave because of you were disturbing the other customers with your delusions. It's the only logical explanation.

tpm45 25

Friday 6 September 2013 12:06

File a complaint, OP, then find him and Kick his ass. And at the very least, did he pay the bill?

Comments

ghil15 8

Friday 6 September 2013 12:55

hmmmm.....

messergames 4

Friday 6 September 2013 13:01

Because you used the fitting room as a bathroom

Dramori 29

Friday 6 September 2013 13:32

Maybe your date thought it'd be funny to tell the security guard you were taking drugs in the toilet?

blueeyedann 6

Friday 6 September 2013 13:32

Talk about coming on too strong... You must have scared the pants off of him.

Ari1337 15

Saturday 7 September 2013 3:59

by going to the bathroom?

anniemeece 23

Friday 6 September 2013 13:43

Maybe he thought you were going to do the bathroom-ditch way to end the date, and got upset at the idea and told security to throw you out.

perdix 29

Friday 6 September 2013 14:48

He probably told the maitre'd you were with Al Qaeda. It's the oldest date escape trick in the book, well, at least since 9/11.

Derrick1234 6

Friday 6 September 2013 14:49

That's so messed up. Did you call him?

LarryMyster 7

Friday 6 September 2013 14:50

When you got back did you ask, "why did Obama leave?" Only explination why there might have been guard there.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 6 September 2013 16:11

Hope they had security camera's I really would like to know what happened...I would like a follow up with information..,

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 6 September 2013 16:17

Maybe he was having a shitty time and wanted to ditch you, but didn't want to leave you with the bill, so he asked a friend that worked there to have you escorted out to sneak you around the bill?