By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML
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SinfulTragedy 19

At least you unlocked an achievement!

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flockz 19

44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*

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Buttsexpirate 9

Hey you got the kiss and the girl. I'd say that asshole is the noob.

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Levvy 22

I'm not one of those guys who cries out "Jealous!" for everything mean everyone on Earth does. This is one of those few cases where I honestly suspect it's the case. You can be doubly proud, if you ask me. Not to say getting spaghetti thrown at you is pleasant.

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ImmenseCabbage 0

Why are you complaining? That's almost the exact scene from Lady and the Tramp.

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GroovyGravy 7

Yep, they were making out then a car full of other dogs drove up and threw spaghetti. I must have watched a different movie.

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ibedestinie 0

^Hahaha that's great!

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reaganomics 6

For some reason I picture them driving by in a 86 camaro, sporting mullets and senior letterman jackets

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zequa 14

That's why I had mine out in the middle of a farm field in the moonlight.

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every1luvsboners 11

Did you milk her afterwards?

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flockz 19

that's utterly disgusting.

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every1luvsboners 11

He thought it was a cow until he noticed it only had one udder. Being the man he is, he decided to milk it anyways. Bullsecs?

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lexex1 4

You had your first kiss with the woman you loved for two years in the middle of a farm field at night in the moonlight for fear of getting spaghetti thrown at you and being called a noob? Smart thinking man.

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finished 10

Its good he was thinking out of the box ^^

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xcdog16 0

Lol ^ epic at utterly disgusting

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rhysfucker 24

Good for you, OP. **** those assholes...you saw how they were spending their time...

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sbharani96 4

I don't think OP is gay.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Wow..kinda reminds me of the movie the weather man but instead of a big gulp it was food lol

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