Love: Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with...

By johncabbot25 - 23/12/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By First Kiss - 07/12/2012 12:39 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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By spitballer1 - 06/07/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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SinfulTragedy 19

Friday 23 December 2011 16:07

At least you unlocked an achievement!

flockz 19

Friday 23 December 2011 17:47

44- you misspelled *captain* twice, in two different ways, in the same comment... *facedictionary*

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yuri63f6 7

Saturday 24 December 2011 3:54

Jealousy is a bitch...

PeeNaught 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:37

Eh, just let it roll off your shoulders and Congrats on your kiss dude :) Hope all works with you and your (hopefully now) girlfriend :))

Track1991 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 7:54

Wooow! What immature dicks. Sorry that happened to know. Goodluck fixing that one.

xxSTITCHESxx 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 9:54

i hope she didnt get mad or something.. i would of lmao :D

sjhill 32

Saturday 24 December 2011 11:58

Don't let it get to you. Hopefully she took it as a joke too. Put it another way, at least it was spaghetti and not oranges

chicano1 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 14:00

EVERY GET DOWN ITS A DRIVEBY !!!!!

NaticaJai 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 16:00

My cousin says noob to me all the time, man that sucks, better luck next time? (:

Link5794 18

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NullPointer 20

Saturday 24 December 2011 19:40

That sucks. I would have burst into treats if that happened to me.

akito11 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:24

Honestly dude, embrace it, that "noob" just got wit his crush of two years so you honestly did something right, lol

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