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By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 14:03 - United States - Salem

Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML

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By edgyasfuck23 - 13/05/2016 17:09 - United States - Blairsville

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Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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Mightyrif 23

Monday 16 May 2016 0:28

Ouch sorry OP, hope you heal up nice and quick. Nothing but a FYL would suffice here.

dietcoke09 25

Monday 16 May 2016 0:51

Oh no! I have to give you credit for wanting to go on a hike on your free day. Hopefully when you get better you can try again with walking sticks to help support you.

Comments

hoosiergirl94 31

Monday 16 May 2016 1:54

Now you get even more time off work!

SleepyPharma 21

Monday 16 May 2016 4:15

Only cost OP a leg!

Superbaker123 14

Monday 16 May 2016 2:00

Well, now you'll have an even bigger break from work now!

williamcarter93 13

Monday 16 May 2016 2:42

i'm pretty sure OP would rather be at work than be painfully injured. Being off of work is great, but doing it while you might not be able to walk or move ******* blows

RageWolf16 31

Monday 16 May 2016 2:52

Literally the first rule of hiking is don't go alone. You didn't deserve to break anything but you kinda had the late rescue coming to you.

okamiyazaki 8

Monday 16 May 2016 19:47

People hike alone all the time... It's a great experience. Just tell someone where you are and exactly when to get worried if they don't hear from you.

Steve97 32

Monday 16 May 2016 3:24

I guess relaxing at home and watching tv doesn't sound so bad now does it?

Lonelychick1249 16

Monday 16 May 2016 4:13

You couldn't just be lazy and watch Netflix all day like the rest of us? Speedy recovery and best of luck OP.

VictoriaT519 18

Monday 16 May 2016 4:23

YDI for going alone, OP. Never go hiking alone. Carnivorous predators are a thing...thank God you're alive though!!

tomvertigo 17

Monday 16 May 2016 4:44

First real ...break... Heh. Bring on the dislikes.

Gabbrill 11

Monday 16 May 2016 9:07

Came here to say exactly that!

JuanTwoThree12 6

Monday 16 May 2016 4:54

Atleast you didn't have to amputate your arm and walk through a desert

21LogKo 6

Monday 16 May 2016 4:58

Well, you'll have more time off.

Catdragon 40

Monday 16 May 2016 6:29

Sometimes I wonder why stories even get published on this site. This is not one of those cases. This is a true fml. I'm sorry to hear that you went through that, I hope you'll make a full recovery.