Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a...

By kenken5 - 19/06/2019 01:51

Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML

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Same thing different taste

By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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You deserved it 3 732

We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 136

Alexa, play "Do You Remember The First Time?" by Pulp

By virginal-sucks - 19/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I had my first sexual encounter/kiss. I’m 37, which I know is a strange age for firsts. After blowing him for a bit, he started to f**k me, then went soft. He called it "whisky dick." Then he was on his phone. It took all of 30 minutes, then I was home again. FML

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You deserved it 148

By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 856

By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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You deserved it 6 919

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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You deserved it 3 073

Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML

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You deserved it 633

Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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You deserved it 267

Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML

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You deserved it 5 083

Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 637

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 19 June 2019 7:37

A month is not really a long time after a rough breakup so congratulations on moving on just be a little bit more picky next time.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 June 2019 6:36

That sucks. But only figuratively.

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Chen Zhibang 8

Wednesday 19 June 2019 3:16

Gone in 60 seconds....

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 June 2019 6:36

That sucks. But only figuratively.

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 19 June 2019 7:37

A month is not really a long time after a rough breakup so congratulations on moving on just be a little bit more picky next time.

griddy24 18

Thursday 20 June 2019 2:28

Brutal!

oldtimer 3

Thursday 20 June 2019 18:21

Well on the positive side it only was 60 seconds. When are you ladies going to learn that once the guy gets off you’re never going to get any satisfaction. Next time don’t give him any satisfaction until you get taken care of first. Many years ago when I was a young man a woman taught me this, and I was a much better lover from then on.