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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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Same thing different taste

Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

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By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By jack - 23/04/2012 02:43 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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sjdbeinska 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:37

hey at least your gf and family gets along!

SoSickWithIt 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:37

That kind of discussion usually isn't the norm for dinner talk. But hey, atleast you got insight onto what your girl likes? Lingerie is sexy af

Comments

wildcat90 1

Tuesday 12 February 2013 23:14

Might want to watch out. Ur dads stepping in.

Sirkles 1

Wednesday 13 February 2013 0:46

You forgot the part about turning very red, curling up in a ball, and wanting to die while I continued my conversation with your father... That was the best part; It entertained me greatly :3

dontpanic_fml 32

Wednesday 13 February 2013 2:09

Does this count as a follow-up?

kwyk 23

Wednesday 13 February 2013 2:56

Your dad can now buy [for you to give to her] this years valentines gift.

bigtime_rocker 11

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:27

You have an open-minded, laid back father who get's along perfectly fine with your girlfriend... Yeah... Truly a FYL...

xgetxbentx 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 7:36

I don't see how this is an fml. I mean sure, it's not a normal conversation, but your girlfriend wasn't wigged out by your dad dressing in drag AND she got along with him. Sounds to me like she fit in perfectly, and unless you're planning to dump her soon, that should be a good thing.