Love: Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend....

By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML

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Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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minna97 14

Wednesday 6 November 2013 7:46

BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

thrifting 18

Wednesday 6 November 2013 7:47

Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.

Comments

frod0 10

Thursday 7 November 2013 0:00

RUN. GO STAY IN A MOTEL FOR A FEW DAYS FOR GOD SAKE!!!

shivamb 19

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:03

Run while you can

jenevil27 9

Thursday 7 November 2013 5:12

woah, don't let her over power you like that! Dump her ass, let her find someone else to suffocate!

TheyCallMePB 9

Thursday 7 November 2013 5:25

When there are signs like this telling you to GTFO, you should GTFO.

VoodooPriestess 16

Thursday 7 November 2013 5:59

Say I break up with you. You are too overbearing. And break off all contact and pretend she doesn't exist. Get police involved if it turns too serious. Good luck.