By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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Ah ... Oopsie daisy. If you miss your period, you know why

It happened all the time when my now husband

look on the bright side. You get a second round.

You can tell he's a cocky guy (no pun intended) because he bought condoms at least a size too big.

I'm shocked at some comments here... My husband and I have had a couple rubbers come loose after going too rough, lol. It's not uncommon but doesn't happen often enough to be heard of