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By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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student34 3

i'm just wondering how you thought he was giving you "oral pleasure" with his fingers...

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penhoolahoop 0

When the same thing happened to my boyfriend and I his response was "lay back and relax, you'll be fine. I took an anatomy class in college."

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andradeluis_0828 0

Haha if the condom fell off then he was to small tto fit the condom. Haha that sucks u not only have a condom stuck inside u but u also have a small boyfriend.

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bella3911 6

Tell him to get the right size condom!

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1991j 4

what you mean first? virgins

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mojo5678 5

Kudos for the pulp fiction comment :)

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bella3911 6

It's sad but the same thing happened to me....

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