Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After... - FML

By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

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BoopADoop 9

Friday 21 October 2011 2:47

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EvilPotato 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:21

What's the name you picked?

gntfmlingnow 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:21

Did he at least find it?

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student34 3

Saturday 29 October 2011 15:49

i'm just wondering how you thought he was giving you "oral pleasure" with his fingers...

penhoolahoop 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:54

When the same thing happened to my boyfriend and I his response was "lay back and relax, you'll be fine. I took an anatomy class in college."

andradeluis_0828 0

Monday 31 October 2011 2:20

Haha if the condom fell off then he was to small tto fit the condom. Haha that sucks u not only have a condom stuck inside u but u also have a small boyfriend.

bella3911 6

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:31

Tell him to get the right size condom!

1991j 4

Wednesday 14 December 2011 5:18

what you mean first? virgins

mojo5678 5

Wednesday 14 December 2011 9:36

Kudos for the pulp fiction comment :)

hellojazzii 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:57

.. how large is your woo-woo? o___o

bella3911 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:52

It's sad but the same thing happened to me....

Rxoxdx 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 3:14

That sucks

Makadog 0

Friday 2 March 2012 4:45

Did you Get it out?!?!

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