Work: Today, I had six long hours with the same math teacher. To get... - FML

By laviestpasimal - 07/03/2012 00:14 - France

Today, I had six long hours with the same math teacher. To get home, I travel by bus. Guess who sat down next to me for the whole trip. FML

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MwahFMLS 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:10

Did you Learn anything?

zingline89 18

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:22

Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?

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doglover100 28

Friday 7 March 2014 23:09

Math for 6 hours?! I would not be able to do that.

cwl727 32

Thursday 1 May 2014 0:01

I have never heard of a class that lasts 6 hours.

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