By laviestpasimal - 07/03/2012 00:14 - France

Today, I had six long hours with the same math teacher. To get home, I travel by bus. Guess who sat down next to me for the whole trip. FML
I agree, your life sucks 446
You deserved it 36

Top comments

MwahFMLS 6
zingline89 18

Now if this bus is heading due east at 45mph and you get out of your seat and walk toward the back of the bus at 3 mph, but you also pass gas and the gas is expelled from your rectum at a speed of 1mph, what is the speed of your fart relative to someone standing on the side of the road?

Comments

I have to do that once a week. Last time ahe talked about how she's running and exercising. I think she's like 80. Talk about awkward....

HannahWho 8

Why do teachers automatically become these less than people. Figure out some topic you can talk to her about that you would both like and enjoy the fact your teacher wants to talk to you. At 80 running and exercising is pretty intense. Good for her. You sound like a brat.

velvetwings 8

Less than people..I see what you did there.

jrhester 6

i don't think the illustration really went with the FML.

I want 6 hours with my teacher . If u know what I mean :)

I always wonder what the OP thinks of those illustrations, especially this one.

drpepperismylove 2

Good way to make connections with your teacher, maybe it could actually help you with that class of yours

savagee133 13

haha he couldn't stop thinking of his teacher O_o