By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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fmlbrooo 0

Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.

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jgray106 3

snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha

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stephanie0613 0

shows how much she cared, and thought you were worth. who cares move on.

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ggooo3 0

quickly take the money from her nd say deal! that'll trick her! and pluss you get money!!! u can buy a better looking hooker! :D win!

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KingDingALing 9

Wow...make her feel bad and say that you were only using her for sex, OP.

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cantfightfate 0

lol this is actually funny.

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skittle68 0

a better looking hooker for $100?? Doubt it...

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tooGee24 0

she maybe was thinkin of takin tha money but still stayin wit u. that's wat I would of done it's not like the dad would get the money back. he will learn his lesson for offerin money for shit like that

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Angi95 3

Can anyone say future prostitute.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

First. Let's see how fast this gets moderated.

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fmlbrooo 0

Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.

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MissErikaHart 0

and she didn't want him either apparently

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MissErikaHart 0

what r u talking about 90? just curious cuz I'm a lil confused. u talkin about me? just wondering.

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MissErikaHart 0

I was just askin, it did seem quite ambiguous

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ajporrasm 0

I've seen this fml before, I think I'm going to call it fake

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JustALesbian 16

Not really, she was telling him he wanted to break up and getting him the money early

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its_tuesday 6

you were second but we'll see how long it takes anyway lol.

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FFML_314 11

Haha! That made me laugh. The visual I get of your girlfriend snatching the money and running away giggling, is priceless!

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Aldoxin 0

Party animal incest time!

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jgray106 3

snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha

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KarinaLizeth18 5

Exactly what I was thinking!! xD

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Mirorbo 26

Probably a blessing, darling. If she was that quick to take the money, she may very well be into relationships only for the money and gifts.

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banananut 0

maybe she was kidding?

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