Work: Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee....

By luroluro - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

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eog314 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:57

that stinks

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Thursday 23 June 2011 16:01

Contact Boners and he'll hook her up with his assortment of butt plugs.

Comments

klong91 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:43

Next time she does it spray air freshener at her.

effarve 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:49

i would think after 4 times, you should be able to take disciplinary action... besides that bitch should try some beano or something cause thats disgusting.

pinkspaceboundro 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:52

make her work in a bubble, so she has to smell her own shit. problem solved.

textwork 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:54

gross

horrorfreak79nj 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:56

Is she fat ? I bet she's fat.

batummshakalaka 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:06

'Cause skinny girls don't fart at work?

horrorfreak79nj 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:44

Of course they do. Everythings just naturally more disgusting when it comes from 'fat

portablecupid 3

Friday 24 June 2011 0:53

I believe you mean culturally more disgusting.

squishy01 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:08

Not when it involves SUMO WRESTLING!!!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:05

When you gotta fart, you gotta fart. I feel bad for her. She was probably already embarrassed about her issue. Perhaps she can't help it.

odexy 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:07

Buy an air freshener? : / I doubt this woman is farting on purpose to disrupt everyone else. I highly doubt she enjoys the smell either. It's a natural bodily function for christs sake.

ogplusog 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:17

Oh wow... you address that bodily function you go man. Listen, everyone knows farts don't respect "being addressed". When you decide to get serious take it to the next level and form a commitee.