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By luroluro - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

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eog314 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:57

that stinks

A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:01

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darkness4dummies 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:09

make her work by the bathroom

chasin_butterfli 0

Monday 27 June 2011 12:24

or by the exhaust fan.

BigOrca 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:11

My wife has to coach people at her place of work cuz they have landing strips on there pants. she tells me when she is grossed out at work.

chengy4191 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:14

tell her she smells like shit already and cut the polite bs!

DjeePee 24

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:18

I know there is some kind of disease that makes people constantly fart...there might be a cure for it, let her go to a doctor. If she's just farting for the pleasure of doing so, well, get mad at her.

HannahLouise96 13

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:47

Most appropriate profile picture ever....

0opsie 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:18

Can't you recommend some Gas-X or something? Or tell her to go to a doctor if it's that bad.

mattman154 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:21

Sometimes excessive flatulence is caused by certain medical issues.

TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:13

Said certain medical issues are not incurable. Prescribe that bitch some Beano! There'll be no gas!

Mystery_Machete 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:23

Next time, get her to say "You two have been a thorn in my side long enough!" and I'll zing her into space. Remember: Thorn. Side.

SadinSherman 16

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:32

Maybe she can't help it

leemurcat 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:38

Buy her some Pepto or something.

psychwardnurse 0

Friday 24 June 2011 20:00

that's for upset stomach/nausea, dumbass. what she needs is some beano!

tnlander 20

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:43

Have a public staff meeting and address it then. She will either be embarrassed and stop or the other employees will be emboldened to address it themselves. Either way your problem is solved.

batummshakalaka 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:05

you'd be a horrible boss.

gabe2014 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:27

she will be embarrassed and stop? you think she's farting on purpose? most people that fart don't fart on purpose. nor can they 'stop' whenever they want. why do u think he/she has asked her many times to stop?