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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By LustyDragon - 05/06/2017 14:00

Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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Gross idea

By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 00:30 - Canada

Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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Itchy arse

By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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sens3sfailing 24

Saturday 5 January 2013 3:30

That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...

TheGreatAlexande 12

Saturday 5 January 2013 3:29

That sounds pretty sexy to me...

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micah9794 4

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:36

TMI

Carli_M 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:37

That's classy

Dmleonard 5

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:58

That's a ******* awesome Idea!!!

IfuckZombies 6

Saturday 5 January 2013 7:57

I'm going to tell my boyfroend to do

kwyk 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:17

It sounds like you've got yourself a hairy predickament. But really, gentlemen around the world will thank you for sharing this.

BeachGirl27 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 8:37

What's the harm in having pubes in a funny shape? I've heard of all sorts of weird and wonderful shaves, plaits etc.

DarkHeartAnime 4

Saturday 5 January 2013 9:01

And for my next piece of art I will shave the bat signal there. Such an 'original' idea. But no, seriously, that's hot.

LeFrogDog 27

Saturday 5 January 2013 9:17

I use to have a nipple mustache

picturescrazy 24

Saturday 5 January 2013 10:16

It's just hair... hair that only you two get to see on top of that. Just let him have his fun :P

buckdharma 36

Saturday 5 January 2013 11:10

Look Ma, no hands!!!

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