By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 243
You deserved it 4 316

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That has to be one of the most awesome ideas for a guy to do with his pubes...hold on, I'll be right back...

Comments

zombieslayer83 19

Jamie Hyneman would be so proud. No you just need to find a little beret.

Saying that in response to an event such as this is simply a way of saying, "I'm halfway intelligent, but still a dumbass." Just because carpe diem is the intelligent person's YOLO does not make it any better!

Rriiiight, so telling someone to seize the day makes me a dumbass.

perdix 29

#44, oh, my Latin is rusty. I thought that saying meant "Seize the handlebars!" Mea culpa.

Gives new meaning to the term "moustache ride"....

Oh, that is just hilarious. Let him shave them; they'll grow back and you can nix him doing it again.

Tell him it'll give you something to hang on to during sex. That'll change his mind quickly.

SmokeyPlague 12

i would if i was that talented in shaving lol

RedPillSucks 31

sounds like a great idea until you hang onto his testicles instead of the hair by mistake