Miscellaneous: Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's...

By bethanygirl - 29/10/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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You deserved it 3 938

Alone

By LonelyStranger - 02/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML

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You deserved it 220

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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You deserved it 3 320

By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

Paaaaaaarty!

By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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You deserved it 200

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 3 145

By Sam - 15/07/2013 05:14 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 4 462

By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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You deserved it 3 359

Oh well, maybe next… year?

By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML

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You deserved it 303

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 7 690

Jayrs93 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:27

I don't have snow and I live in Canada

CompettiveCheer 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

I didnt know you couldn't have a birthday party with snow..

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Sweet_Lemonade 4

Monday 31 October 2011 16:49

I grew up in Iowa, I remember at least 5 Halloweens that were pretty much cancelled due to snow storms

sexynarwhal 6

Monday 31 October 2011 17:25

Im in ny. I got a snow day today

sparxva 12

Monday 31 October 2011 19:36

Whiner. My 70 year old mother hasn't had electricity or heat in her home since Saturday and she doesn't whine as much as you.

leot416 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:32

I feel your pain, we got 8 inches here in PA over the weekend.

zyron7568 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 2:51

Do you by any chance live in massachusettes?

fencer49 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:26

Screw eastlyme ct I'm moving to Florida. I like hurricanes more.

toxicangst 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:51

my friend had to do the same thing :P

kleopath 11

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:33

OP, where are you? In Minnesota I had to take my coat OFF outside today....wtf

almedalove 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 7:43

I would love some snow! I live in Cali, send some snow to my house plz

iheartLA 10

Tuesday 1 November 2011 8:06

Snow in october is normal here. The weird thing is we haven't gotten any yet this year.

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Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

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Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML

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Alone

Paaaaaaarty!

Oh well, maybe next… year?

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