Miscellaneous: Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's...

By bethanygirl - 29/10/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

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You deserved it 5 053

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 033

You deserved it 3 938

Alone

By LonelyStranger - 02/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 449

You deserved it 220

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 624

You deserved it 3 320

By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 029

You deserved it 2 921

Paaaaaaarty!

By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 748

You deserved it 200

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 986

You deserved it 3 145

By Sam - 15/07/2013 05:14 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 893

You deserved it 4 462

By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 127

You deserved it 3 359

Oh well, maybe next… year?

By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 862

You deserved it 303

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 090

You deserved it 7 690

Jayrs93 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:27

I don't have snow and I live in Canada

CompettiveCheer 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

I didnt know you couldn't have a birthday party with snow..

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mdawg1997 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:45

Let me guess... U live in Maine. Haha I do to and we got almost a foot where I'm at

OwenBicker 14

Monday 31 October 2011 0:11

Today, I had to deal with intolerable heat. It's October.

kayliebm 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:16

Im pretty sure most of the US has had snow recently.. Colorado has...

RedCamaro10 0

Monday 31 October 2011 1:05

Snow in October doesn't make your life suck... It makes all of our lives suck.

tragicnightmare 15

Monday 31 October 2011 1:08

sounds like Canada, but yet it says you are in the United States

thefaced 0

Monday 31 October 2011 1:33

It's snowing here too bro! I feel your pain.

jcforbes 4

Monday 31 October 2011 1:45

Oh boo hoo. My sons birthday is in February. By your logic I guess he never gets a party, or anybody else that's born in winter for that matter.

Ecklcakes 15

Monday 31 October 2011 1:47

I wait so today isn't 23rd May, 1941? My time travel didn't work! No shit it's October.

Jay2425 5

Monday 31 October 2011 1:53

It always snows in october here in Canada. Silly Americans.

nickfinn11 0

Monday 31 October 2011 2:56

Haha same

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Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML

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Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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Alone

Paaaaaaarty!

Oh well, maybe next… year?

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