By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

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Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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Comments

Fortius 6

Holly crap, kinky sh*t! :)))

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kkillaj 5

She should have told her boyfriend "icunt do it".

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swedeNix 13

iPhone sex? The screen is replacable tho

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BloodFaerie 21

WHAT THE ******* HELL DID I JUST READ??!!!

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wittygirl 8

I think my ****** just threw up after reading this. This is the female equivalent to punching a man in the nut sack.

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mistyt 1

am i the only one noticing something odd here? Mind me, but a ****** is soft. How does a ****** break an iPhone screen upon insertion? I call false!

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Azail 15

You are all wrong.. They were not using it as a sex toy. OP's daughter's boyfriend so he asked his girlfriend to hold it for him..or they took the terms phone sex way a bit too literally.

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chokefrantic 9

Wait... OMG. People just keep getting dumber don't they? Still, let's be grateful it wasn't his penis, or she could be pregnant with his dumb spawn.

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laurajonsie 4

This would be so much more funny if it wasn't on Overheard in Dublin...3 months ago.

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citymayer 7

What did I just read..?

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