By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

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Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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melrose90210 10

You must be proud

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Roo79 1

How old is your daughter? Your in for a tremulous few years!

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Zack21111994 3

i guess no one ever watched Night Shift Nurses before, idk why but i keep waiting on a ref to that(talking bout the phone in ****** part not the rest) and the Android market has quite a few vibrator apps alot of which are free to download

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blackvyper 8

Reason number 1,476,398 for getting an Android phone.

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awalker2782 5

I'm curious how wide her ****** is that it would fit in there. Kind of an odd shape. Is she Asian?

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cutcauseican 0

new definition of phone sex & sexting right there. I wonder if he put it on vibrate and called it..

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