By smart move there - 16/05/2012 16:10 - Ireland - Naas

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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zingline89 18

There's no app for that

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Trisha_aus 15

Smart kid...Jesus ******* Christ

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Comments

groupleader 7

Can you hear me now? Great!....& damn, how does a vag break a screen on a phone, bf better wrap his rascal in armor next time he goes in.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

... Hide your iPhones, or they'll get a semi-permanent case.

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thisblowsaton 4

FYL- for having to deal with this. Pray your daughter never reproduces with this moronic fucktard.

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itsvanessa1 0

O gosh.hahaha never heard that one before

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thegreatone289 0

good thing she didn't use a nokia, she might of hurt herself

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soffie_fml 2

How the **** did he get it up there if that was me i would rip of his balls

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cunningchick 1

What. The. ****.?

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davek 36

Your daughter has a bucket fanny.

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themightyskippy 0

Your daughter seems like a hoe because a) she let him put his iPhone inside her and b) it actually fit

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