Neighbours, Drugs, Cops and Miscellaneous: Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I...

By Cowan - 06/08/2009 12:27 - Belgium

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 861

You deserved it 125 392

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 993

You deserved it 3 471

By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 837

You deserved it 1 334

By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 587

You deserved it 30 377

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 626

You deserved it 2 118

By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 515

You deserved it 168

By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 031

You deserved it 1 501

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 922

You deserved it 1 928

Scruffy 'erbert

By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 00:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the garden of my new house when a neighbour came over and told me to clear off or she would call the owner to tell them they were being burgled. When I told her I was the owner, she said I was clearly unsuitable to be living on this street, and to stop lying before she called the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 188

You deserved it 134

Vengeance is mine

By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 908

You deserved it 484

Shackled

By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 825

You deserved it 149

mardigrasqueen 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:04

Between you and the genius who taunted the homeless guy, this website is reading like a who's who of human crap. YDI.

rxxk 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:04

YDI x ∞

Comments

watchasay71 4

Wednesday 16 December 2009 18:22

Most of you are just going by your own assumptions, i don't see where the OP said they were drugs, for all you asses know they could just be exotic plants and #173 you're an idiot seeing as nothing you said was mentioned in this FML.

lucifer69_fml 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 11:32

did he confiscate them for personal use?

lolluv 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:52

YDi hopefully u got arrested sounds like a problem. and u asked ur GRANDMA??? ur sweet old grandma?

coffeeicecream 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 15:29

WHY THE **** DID YOU ASK YOUR GRANDMA TO WATER YOUR WEED? that's just plain stupid!!!!

sk8ramanda 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:40

ur fault. u idiot! no offense but that was stuppppiiiiiiidddddd!

albert17 0

Monday 8 March 2010 7:22

agreed who gets their grandma to water ther pot? and who grows weed with a cop neighbor?

amc813 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:55

ur an idiot

hockey_66 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 8:23

lmfao this is so jokes, but I gotta say, whywouldnt you just ask a friend to water them? at least they wouldn't be retarded enough to get a cop to do it! still, hope the cop let's you keep your weed:P