By BlondePsycho - 30/12/2014 04:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had to deal with numerous complaints about an employee washing their genitals in the communal bathroom sink. Nothing in the HR manual prepared me for this. FML
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BlondePsycho 43

OP here to answer your question, yes it is a woman doing this, and shes not religious or modest in the least, her phones background photo is a picture of her own ass in a thong bikini while she tries to stare at the camera over her shoulder. I work on a different floor with a different bathroom so thankfully i never saw the offense myself but i had a number of complaints from women that they walked in on her with her pants down splashing around in the sink and any attempts to confront her about this result in her either ignoring that shes being spoken to or bursting into tears and denying shes doing anything wrong, (Which is bulls*** i have atleast 8 witnesses to the contrary) Better still, my male supervisors both find this hilarious and dont want to deal with it for fear of being accused of sexual harassment. I was going to post a sign in the bathroom along the lines of "Please do not wash your venereal diseased ****** in our sink" but our lawyer says this is inappropriate so i guess i have to make something else. Bottom line is if youre making people uncomfortable in your office maybe you should find some other place to douche yourself.

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Top comments

Welshite 39

She just misread the "all employees must wash hands" sign, and decided to wash everything. At least she's trying to adhere to company policy?

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pratikp03 22

We had the same problem at work. Our HR department put a notice outside the bathroom and placed a person outside the bathroom. Haha

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Welshite 39

She just misread the "all employees must wash hands" sign, and decided to wash everything. At least she's trying to adhere to company policy?

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iAmPaul 49

That's assuming the employee in question is female. I'd be more inclined to think they're male, given the context.

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MrSassypants 32

Irrelevant? Then I'm assuming your username has nothing to do with your name being Paul.

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lexa1love 16

Is your last name Sassypants? Just curious. Likely the username is relating to this FML but they might have made it for a previous FML that they tried to submit. Just a possibility.

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danimal_crackerz 26

No, that's very relevant.

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horneyhic 15

Last name might not be sassypants but I'll bet it's a mr

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MrSassypants 32

My last name is Sassypants, and my pants are sassy. It's possible. Have you even seen an episode of Spongebob? Perfect example of someone whose last name fits them very well.

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iAmPaul 49

All of you have no idea what you're on about. The username is completely irrelevant. Kappa

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Vegetarian27 24

Usernames are very deliberate, and match the subject of the FML in most cases. So no, it is not irrelevant.

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pratikp03 22

We had the same problem at work. Our HR department put a notice outside the bathroom and placed a person outside the bathroom. Haha

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lil_ham1644 29

Sounds like a person needs to be placed inside the bathroom

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Econforthwin 15

I would never had guessed that genital washing at work would be an issue for a business to have to handle.

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Naith 14

Oh sorry must have missed that out when I wrote it.

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Mynamewontfi 40

I'm pretty sure it was a female, judging by OP's name "Shedidwhat?"

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pwnman 33

Seems like the employee must be a dick!

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Exodiafinder687 58

You better tape off that sink now. The water might be ****-aminated.

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shmoooopie 29

I love your comments :)

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marcranger 28

If you ask me, the employee's actions were downright ****-emptible.

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ajs1987 15

She just wants to make sure she's clean down there . . . and wet.

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kerstileann 26

"SHEdidwhat?" This woman must have some serious meatcurtains to wash in a sink. Either that or she is incredibly flexible.

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Pleonasm 35

An image of a contortionist doing a handstand and bending her legs over the sink in front of her comes to mind. Also, there's a bow being drawn somewhere in there.

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LeashaJoy5595 28

Lol meat curtains, oh gosh, that's the best thing I've heard all day!

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firecracker5 11

The puns are just terrible on this one Hobo bath anyone?

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Nothing in the manual? Then it needs to be updated to include proper hygiene.

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