By BlondePsycho - 30/12/2014 04:14 - United States - New York
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OP here to answer your question, yes it is a woman doing this, and shes not religious or modest in the least, her phones background photo is a picture of her own ass in a thong bikini while she tries to stare at the camera over her shoulder. I work on a different floor with a different bathroom so thankfully i never saw the offense myself but i had a number of complaints from women that they walked in on her with her pants down splashing around in the sink and any attempts to confront her about this result in her either ignoring that shes being spoken to or bursting into tears and denying shes doing anything wrong, (Which is bulls*** i have atleast 8 witnesses to the contrary) Better still, my male supervisors both find this hilarious and dont want to deal with it for fear of being accused of sexual harassment. I was going to post a sign in the bathroom along the lines of "Please do not wash your venereal diseased ****** in our sink" but our lawyer says this is inappropriate so i guess i have to make something else. Bottom line is if youre making people uncomfortable in your office maybe you should find some other place to douche yourself.
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She just misread the "all employees must wash hands" sign, and decided to wash everything. At least she's trying to adhere to company policy?
The OP's username is "Shedidwhat?"
Irrelevant? Then I'm assuming your username has nothing to do with your name being Paul.
Is your last name Sassypants? Just curious. Likely the username is relating to this FML but they might have made it for a previous FML that they tried to submit. Just a possibility.
18- I think it's a fashion statement.
Last name might not be sassypants but I'll bet it's a mr
My last name is Sassypants, and my pants are sassy. It's possible. Have you even seen an episode of Spongebob? Perfect example of someone whose last name fits them very well.
Usernames are very deliberate, and match the subject of the FML in most cases. So no, it is not irrelevant.
We had the same problem at work. Our HR department put a notice outside the bathroom and placed a person outside the bathroom. Haha
I hope you don't work at Dennys.
Sounds like a person needs to be placed inside the bathroom
#38 That wouldn't even be right...
I would never had guessed that genital washing at work would be an issue for a business to have to handle.
That was balls-y on his part.
I'm pretty sure it was a female, judging by OP's name "Shedidwhat?"
You better tape off that sink now. The water might be ****-aminated.
If you ask me, the employee's actions were downright ****-emptible.
"SHEdidwhat?" This woman must have some serious meatcurtains to wash in a sink. Either that or she is incredibly flexible.
An image of a contortionist doing a handstand and bending her legs over the sink in front of her comes to mind. Also, there's a bow being drawn somewhere in there.
Lol meat curtains, oh gosh, that's the best thing I've heard all day!
Nothing in the manual? Then it needs to be updated to include proper hygiene.
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She just misread the "all employees must wash hands" sign, and decided to wash everything. At least she's trying to adhere to company policy?
We had the same problem at work. Our HR department put a notice outside the bathroom and placed a person outside the bathroom. Haha