By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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DocBastard 38

I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy. I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.

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ICastillo 24

Sounds like you had a hard time up there.

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vanessa09865 23

Finally! My question has been answered! Thank you answer! I've always wanted to know if this has ever had happened to someone.

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fudgeimout 2

I could see why you'd be nervous in the first place because if this had happened before..

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pradip 26

FML doesn't say it happened before, it just says it's an old trick.

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fudgeimout 2

I was referring to the erection.

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vanessa09865 23

no i think they missed the memo that being gay is okay

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Supahnova 14

I suggest trying a new tactic in the future.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You have a really good imagination.

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upsidedownn 8

Compared to picturing everyone naked, a light joke to break the ice is a lot more beneficial... Hopefully after you got started with your presentation you could relax a bit.

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JT1996_fml 12

Sounds like the real "Bad Luck Brian" to me.

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sougstad 7

You are not cool unless you can maintain a boner while doing a presentation...

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CharresBarkrey 15

And here I was thinking you weren't cool unless you peed your pants.

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yousuck44 11

Op I think you got the saying wrong, wasn't you spoused picture everyone in there underware?

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