By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 20:41 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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DocBastard 38

I never understood how picturing an audience naked is supposed to calm anything for anyone, especially for a teenage boy. I prefer to picture everyone asleep. It's closer to the truth anyway.

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ICastillo 24

Sounds like you had a hard time up there.

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doglover100 28

The underwear thing never works

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fsomelife 26

How did they get such a good view? Were you naked, too?

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unknown_user5566 26

Or extremely well endowed.

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david1029 3

Hahahaha! This is hilarious!

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sairbeargirl 4

i cant decide it you deserve it or if your life sucks. i think it might be a bit of both

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perdix 29

You can't be sure how many people noticed your erection. Maybe you ought to *lowers sunglasses* poll the audience.

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perdix 29

#60, I thought you, of all people, would appreciate the reference to Statistics.

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SenselessPattern 12

*finishes slow clap* there you go, #60. Never start something you can't finish.

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TheMathMajor 26

Thank you, 89. I was counting on the rest of the FML community to join in, but you all left me hanging.

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marxistbkly 3

So was the audience impressed by size if your presentation?

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spyrlgrrl 5

Look on the bright side, at least they could see it! True FML if you got a boner and they COULDN'T see it.

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white16sox 19

I thought everyone had heard of the imagine them in their underwear thing. Never tried it, but I thought everyone had heard of it.

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