Intimacy: Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy...

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML

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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:10

How do you accidentally upload a nude photo?

kazzythesavage 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:11

why would you take a pic like that in the first place...?

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UpYoursInAdvance 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:25

I really don't think that's everyones fear in that field... just yours!!!

skyttlz 32

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:56

wow ew

adorkable_spazz 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:57

omfg that's hilarious XD

boatkicker 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:57

As opposed to an un-scandalous picture of his genitals?

desser627 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:50

why does he have a photo like that anyway?

1personinthiswor 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 3:06

Where's your Mom?

sarahoxox 1

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:56

dead.

Broadwaystar95 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:25

well now you know what the family jewels look like

adsc04 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:25

ummm... I don't know anybody that has ever feared that...

mrcoolkid566 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:49

obiviously he wanted u to see his 3 inch an example for... what not to look for in a man

clevclev 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 7:46

question, why is he taking pictures of his junk?

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Sorry father…

Not literally, surely?

Thanks dad

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