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By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 08:25 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML

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By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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Rollercoaster ride of emotions

By He's ok, nobody died, all is good - 20/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I went to my dad's workplace because my sister was there and I wanted to see my newborn niece. I was overjoyed until my dad came up to me. It had apparently been pretty hectic for the past week, because he was on the verge of another stress-induced heart attack. Yes, another. We had to help him outside. FML

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By homewrecker - 08/11/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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Welcome to the world!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - Aldershot

Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML

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Let that sink in

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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Tuesday 10 July 2012 22:28

You've been seeing him for months & you didn't know he was going to be a father? You gotta ask more questions when you meet a guy!

99megster 15

Tuesday 10 July 2012 22:37

"newest" child? Does that mean he has more than one? O.o

Comments

pandaRanda 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 9:47

You're an idiot? I don't think I would drive him there. I'd be like, "Manslut, you can walk from here."

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:08

Your a very dumb person you should bow out like.... Now. What about the poor woman who just had his child you should think of her

ClMs4ever 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 13:49

.... Newest?

lemonademixer 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 18:42

perfect time to take him to the junkyard!

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 12 July 2012 22:11

Okay, so she's been dating him for a few months while some other woman has been incubating his child. This means that a) he dumped the girl when she got pregnant, which would make him a complete asshole; b) they broke up for other reasons, she decided to keep the kid, and the boyfriend moved on to another woman pretty quickly--which would make him a bit slutty that he doesn't wait for his kid to be born before he starts dating again; or c)he was cheating on OP (although nine months is considerably more than a few) or he was cheating on his babymama with OP. Either way, she had to drive the guy she's ******* to the hospital to watch another woman he was ******* give birth.