Love: Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2012 16:06 - United States

Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By ashily24 - 07/02/2018 15:00

Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 08:25 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML

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By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

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Rollercoaster ride of emotions

By He's ok, nobody died, all is good - 20/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I went to my dad's workplace because my sister was there and I wanted to see my newborn niece. I was overjoyed until my dad came up to me. It had apparently been pretty hectic for the past week, because he was on the verge of another stress-induced heart attack. Yes, another. We had to help him outside. FML

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By homewrecker - 08/11/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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It's all too much

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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Welcome to the world!

By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - Aldershot

Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML

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Let that sink in

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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vbmg152 18

Tuesday 10 July 2012 22:28

You've been seeing him for months & you didn't know he was going to be a father? You gotta ask more questions when you meet a guy!

99megster 15

Tuesday 10 July 2012 22:37

"newest" child? Does that mean he has more than one? O.o

Comments

s0ulslack 20

Wednesday 11 July 2012 4:57

If you didn't know about this, why did you drive him? Don't tolerate dead beat pieces of shit

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 11 July 2012 5:14

Stop... The car Drop.. Him off and Roll... The hell out of there

kymmie79 5

Wednesday 11 July 2012 6:30

HE'S A WINNER !!!!

McNerdyNerd 8

Wednesday 11 July 2012 7:12

You didn't HAVE to do that lol..if he kept his kid and wife/gf/babies momma a secret, I'd tell him he could find his own ride.

bigchris34 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 7:30

Drop the zero and get with a hero

lowie89 7

Wednesday 11 July 2012 7:39

OP you have class -__- how about stop being a home wrecker and find someone without a family. Do you think he will "change" for you? Once a cheater always a cheater

jerzey1313 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 15:13

Time to move on

EMSgirl3713 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 15:37

You know, not everyone who has a child is a womanizing manwhore. My husband has a child, but not because he slept around. It was actually because his ex got desperate and thought that by having his child, it would make him stay, so she stopped taking her birthcontrol and lied about it.

roshae_16 11

Wednesday 11 July 2012 16:40

You only posted this fml out of boredome. Most likely, you already KNEW the baby was on the way. If anything, you're probably usuaet that u ha to actually DRIVE HIM to the hospital. So YDI cuz yo're an attention seeking idiot.