By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
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sugarandspice33 0

"Welcome to our 'ool' there's no 'p' in it, lets try to keep it that way!"

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You're pretty much a talking piece of wood. How do you know about people peeing in pools?

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ThatGuyRory 9

Wood floats. I'll leave the rest to you.

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high_tower87 9

It's not okay to pee in the pool?! Good lord. What's next?! I can't pee in the shower??

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

You're the only one in the shower. There's other people in the pool. PLEASE tell me you're not this ignorant.

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bubo_fml 10

"Please don't per in our pool. After all, we don't swim in your toilet!"

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Calyx_fml 21

Actually, you do. All pools are toilets.

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bigtaytay 13

Oh it's fine, everybody does it

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Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

Obsessed Pedobear

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shadexilmaendu 4

Oblong porridge.

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sinking_fish 12

Origami Penguin.

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keisha_paul 14

It means Original Poster.....

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iseyixes 18

Eww. Good thing pools are loaded with chlorine.

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azad_fml 0

Ma'am it's actually ok to piss in a pool. Unless it has no chlorine?

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

It's not ok and the chlorine does not magically take care of every filthy thing in your piss

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WCARlover 34

Okay I'll admit it, I pee in lakes/ponds/the ocean but NEVER a pool that's just so gross

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rattusrattus 18

Seeing as we're doing True Confessions here on FML, sometimes I play on my Gameboy on the toilet, because the light in there is really good and Nintendo only heard about backlights about 20 years after everyone else.

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Daiyuki 5

So you pee everywhere that has no cleaning agents but not in the one place that does because that would be gross. Hmm...

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