By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
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davidpropert 32

You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious

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FalloutScrolls 25

I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.

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_guy_j 12

That's a shitty situation!

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amileah13 26

Talk about a miserable ride. Sorry op :(

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Anthonymm2 20

Could be worse. Could be a hyperactive child who is experiencing nervous bowel movements.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I dunno, dude. At least a child would have a couple layers of clothing to hold it in.

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davidpropert 32

You should have shit your pants so the dog wouldn't feel so self conscious

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MrSassypants 33

Nervous bowel movements? Whatever you do, don't let your dog do stand-up comedy. "How many dogs does it take to screw a light bulb? Let's paws and think about it. Get it? Not funny? Damn I really gotta take a shit now."

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MrSassypants 33

#8 I knew that joke was a hit or miss when I made it and I guess did I missed, and boy, I missed it. If this was an apple on the head shooting contest I would be doing 25 to life.

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beeferjay 34

I just threw up a little, in my mouth

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Schizomaniac 24

Sounds like a shitty situation.

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worldclassrager 39

I'll break the line of shit comments that I see

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