Kids: Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't...

By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 07:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Ange - 15/01/2012 19:34 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 21:16 - United States - West Chicago

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

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By DeepFriedLettuce - 29/04/2016 01:33 - United States - Vashon

Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML

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By Mother of a dumb blonde - 22/06/2017 02:00

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML

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By MusicLover18 - 03/09/2014 23:35 - Canada - Leduc

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By The Selfie Parent - 04/11/2014 21:48 - Canada - Mount Pearl

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

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By all tweened out - 20/02/2015 20:00 - Canada

Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML

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By CierraJordan - 14/03/2012 11:31 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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saIty 17

Friday 3 February 2012 12:02

What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?

DooleyFTW 17

Friday 3 February 2012 12:03

I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?

Comments

Joui_fml 11

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:06

I hate it when chicks do that. It's so stupid! And it's not cute at all. It doesn't have the effect they think it has.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Tuesday 7 August 2012 17:01

Congratulations on raising a dumbshit

Lucky7Samson 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 0:53

Don't worry, if your daughter is that dumb, she wont pass anyway.

just_someguy 6

Saturday 20 July 2013 0:35

you failed as a parent im sorry

RockNRollAndrew 18

Monday 16 September 2013 1:27

I know it looks stupid but why not

macho_nacho 7

Monday 5 May 2014 18:58

Wtf is wrong with this generation's youth?! They're all idiots!

cna1216 15

Friday 6 June 2014 6:18

My generation is extremely misguided... dont girls (and some boys) realize that look f**kin stupid and it makes other people want to punch in their face?