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By T___T - 12/09/2015 01:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML

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By worried - 01/04/2010 08:28 - Ireland

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

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By Carrie G. - 27/07/2012 00:46 - United States - Holland

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 05:24 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By NotYourTracy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML

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Schizomaniac 24

Sunday 13 September 2015 0:21

Of course not. How idiotic. It means you have syphilis.

WarMachine68 24

Sunday 13 September 2015 0:19

American sex ed in a nutshell

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Jaydub25Jrockjr 4

Sunday 13 September 2015 2:31

Lol

ourtneyc 14

Sunday 13 September 2015 2:40

Where would he even get that theory?

lrw87 22

Sunday 13 September 2015 3:06

Omfg hahahah this was the funniest thing I've seen all day rofl.

ViviMage 38

Sunday 13 September 2015 3:55

He spelled pregnant wrong!

jake131000 21

Sunday 13 September 2015 5:38

Pregnant?

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 13 September 2015 6:34

No, but it could mean something much worse... A baby

corky1992 33

Sunday 13 September 2015 6:57

I am confused as to how he even came to that conclusion? lol.

Traaey 0

Sunday 13 September 2015 7:30

Aids beats baby by this much

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 13 September 2015 7:43

So what did your previous periods mean to him?

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 13 September 2015 14:32

That she was good at ending sentences.

pandablair 16

Sunday 13 September 2015 7:53

Is your boyfriend 8?? Someone needs to give that boy the talk. This is why we need mandatory sex ed, yikes.

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