Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates... - FML

By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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bbedlock_fml 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:31

He sounds lonely. You should set him up on his own dates, and then maybe he won't feel inclined to intrude on yours.

kiran_fml 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 8:29

How awkward

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baileylaidlaw 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 14:47

How old is your brother? If he's 4-8 then that's understandable.. But if he's 9 or older then yes.. Your life sucks.

ImmaG 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 14:51

My brother used to do that to me all the time........ now i just lock him in his room with some food.

rockman555555 3

Sunday 15 April 2012 15:21

Been there...

kenta_fml 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:09

Yes a member of your family likes your boyfriend, must bitch about it online

lunax_fml 14

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:35

it depends on how old your brother is.

Quitfuckinbitchi 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 18:34

Wow...bailing on your own flesh and blood just because you want to have sex with your boyfriend. You're a great sister.

turtleomnom 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 18:39

my brother does the same thing when I go on jogs with my boyfriend. what he doesn't realize is that jog is just code for run a couple blocks and then find a place to make out.

jhicks123 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 19:04

Heh heh. I'm guilty of doing that.

fayelouu13 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:54

That must of been on awkward convosation!

CmarieMC23 3

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:30

I've had to explain to my boyfriend several times why his best friend can't go on dates with us. I feel your pain.

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