By explainer - 08/11/2011 17:54 - South Africa

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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killak41 9

If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro

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Freeze_fml 16

Explain to her why she's an idiot and be off with her. Stupid shit like this won't end.

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joee182 3

dump her shes either to dumb and you shouldnt deal with that or your to dumb and shes cheating on you and your to stupid to realize it.

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MeleMallory 0

*Dump *she's *too *shouldn't *you're *too *she's *you're You shouldn't call someone stupid with so many grammar mistakes.

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jmad29 2

She's either too young or too stupid, maybe consider some one who's on your level cuz who knows what else she does

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KiddNYC1O 20

One of my ex would definitely do some shit like that.

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MaciiMassacre 3

Why is it inappropriate???

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G0v3nat0r 7

I don't see any of your relationships lasting longer than a month

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Ins0mau 20

I guess all nudists are all "slutty", "stupid" "disrespectful" or is it only skinny dipping? You guys are such prudes! Maybe it's just 'cause I'm not American or something... (Australian) And we don't have to sexualise everything. Nudity doesn't have to be sexual guys.

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ndhin831 2

Skinny dipping is sexual. They weren't at a topless beach. I've indulged in impromptu swimming with female friends and unless we were looking for more than simple swimming the underwear stayed on.

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ndhin831 2

I'm just impressed that Aussie men had the time and persistence to train sheep to swim.

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JadeWalker 14

she already knows, she just wants to get away with it.

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varkey 7

@122 I think skinny dipping would come last in that list Your girlfriend probably knew, she couldn't have been that dumb; after reading some of these comments, maybe I'm wrong about that though. Of course it's not appropriate. For everyone asking why it's wrong, you must be the kind of people that are in "open relationships" but clearly that's not what OP has here. Also, you can get a lot of diseases from skinny dipping in anywhere but a private chlorinated pool (and even there it's not really safe). FYL OP

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G0v3nat0r 7

Dude she is definitely not worth it, I would break up with her

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