By Norvi - 14/09/2013 05:51 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML
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Norvi 26

OP here, to quote a song from Johnny Clegg "these are the days of miracles and wonders" - my mom called a plumber, now to survive the weekend until help arrives.

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Welshite 39

"By the power of god, I command thee to flush!"

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Lomus 24

#39, what the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Grauncho 27

You are a terrible person.

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BradTheBrony 19

"like omg" Sorry, we're going to need to confiscate your Internet Commenting License. And also kill you. You need to die. You brought this upon yourself.

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capnbzarr 43

Just remind her that Jesus was a carpenter, not a plumber.

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FrankHotpants 31

How bout she calls Jesus and you call a plumber and see who fixes it first.

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starile 19

OP calling the plumber was the answer to her prayers. Mom still wins.

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FrankHotpants 31

The whole point of prayer is that it just happens with you taking no action, other wise what's the point if you're just going to do it yourself.

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Spider_Web 11

I think that was a joke

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Kristoffer 35

there have been studies on the supposed "power of prayer" and, when all factors are taken into account, those who know that someone was praying for them did poorer than average; it would seem to me, then, that the only power of prayer is to cause harm.

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Spider_Web 11

You can't just say "there have been studies." There has never been a study like that with those results. Quite the opposite actually

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Norvi 26

OP here, to quote a song from Johnny Clegg "these are the days of miracles and wonders" - my mom called a plumber, now to survive the weekend until help arrives.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Looks like it's time to get in touch with mother nature and tell the bushes how your day went. While taking a dump next to them of course.

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Peachy2392 26

This may be the first time someone was looking forward to Monday.

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Norvi 26

Thanks, seems blonde moments run in the family...

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strawberrywine22 30

I totally heard this in Pinkie's voice xD

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