By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 14:49 - United States - Clemmons

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 654
You deserved it 4 253

Same thing different taste

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I wonder how many guys she'll drunkenly try to convince are the father.

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And your friend may ever be further along than a month. Most pregnancy tests barely register until 6-7 weeks. At least in my experience.

conqueror57 11

I used a $.99 dollar store test and it registered at 3 weeks. Those things are pretty sensitive these days. They also say on the side the level of hormone they will detect.

jpjb 6

Your friend has got to be extremely stupid theres no way around it someone should have her tested just to check for a mental disorder

Uh nope, having a mental illness doesn't necessarily make people this selfish or bad parents. Most of the people I know with mental illnesses and children put their kids above everything including their own mental health. I have mental health issues and I find your comment pretty insulting.

And comments like that is why the stigma and misinformation on mi are still around in what is suppose to be an educated society. Being bipolar, I interact with a lot of mi support groups. The vast majority are very empathetic and are very smart. And you don't have to be too smart to see what op's friend is doing is wrong. Though she does need help. Some people don't think before getting pregnant and need education from professionals on proper pre natal care.

That's when medals for being dumb can be given out.

This is why people should have to have a license to have a child. Just like you had to know how to drive before you were legally allowed to endanger someone else's life. But if you had to have a license to have a child there wouldn't be many FML's

Baby licenses. Brilliant. Enforcement might be a problem though. People like OP's friend will go out, get drunk and get themselves pregnant regardless.

plagiarismo 16

Goddammit, 138, that's going down as joke of the day.

ravenh1979 13

Wow. Your friend is a piece of SHIT!! Wanting to drink knowing she's pregnant?!?! Smh

ViviMage 38

It is possible she doesn't know the risks of drinking while pregnant. Same with the smoking. If she persists in the light of facts spelled out she's asking for a messed up pregnancy!

your friend is a selfish cow who clearly doesn't deserve to have children how selfish can she be!!!!

YDI for knocking up such a dumb bitch and keeping such an inconsiderate gf

Jesus that's what's wrong with people today.. That makes me sick to read

You're definitely a good person for trying to give her advice :) hopefully she'll take it soon!