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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 14:49 - United States - Clemmons

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML
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Senseless_487 29

I wonder how many guys she'll drunkenly try to convince are the father.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Birth control should be mandatory for females like her.

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RedPillSucks 31

And the guys that try to have sex with her.

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noobienick 19

Um, birth control is for females only....

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cosicosei 22

Umm, oral contraceptives are only for females kiddo. Birth control includes condoms. How's sex ed class going for ya? Learn anything?

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ViktoriaaKills 13

no one said anything about oral contraceptives. there are various forms of birth control. also they're in the works for a male pill ;)

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Senseless_487 29

I wonder how many guys she'll drunkenly try to convince are the father.

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enddmd 27

Wow it took a long time for this to make it into the comments!

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Sports_guy3 28

#15- It's already happened. But then again, there's more than a first time for everything.

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katie1989 9

Disgusting. Her poor poor child :( Some people should never be responsible for another life. A baby isnt a house plant.

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annie_nk 22

She needs to hear that advice from a doctor. Preferably a doctor who'll be a bit of a bastard to make her realize how dumb she's being.

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HowieDoIt 21

If only there was a Doc around the FML site like that! *wink wink *

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DocBastard 38

Have her come and see me. I guarantee she'll walk out smarter than when she went in.

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perdix 29

She needs to hurry up and get the tattoo now, so the baby will be born with it, too. Matching mother-child tattoos are so bad-ass!

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Enslaved 36

"Come my lady Come come my lady you're my butterfly Sugar baby" There is an old wives' tale that says whatever a pregnant woman craves and is denied, that child will be born with that shape birthmark. This explains the cucumber (or some "other phallic") shape birthmark on my (I'll leave that info out). Guess it fell on deaf ears when mom was begging daddy-- "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Baby give it up Give it up Baby give it up"

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whyisitme12 19

This is why we take time to get to know people and fill them out before things get to serious.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

I am not seeing how that's relevant. OP said friend not girlfriend or fiancé just a friend. If they really can't handle their friends behavior they can cut contact and walk away, it's not their child. I feel terrible for that baby though, some people really should not be allowed to have children.

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